Friday, August 19, 2011
No one is on campus today. Boo hoo. No pretty girls to bat eyelashes at me. Boo hoo. No rowdy dudes to yell "hey, that's a tough lookin' bulldog!" as I waddle past. Boo hoo. And worst of all, none of my dedicated disciples are here to bask in my adorableness and call out “TULLY WE LOVE YOU!” as I strut the pathways of LCC. What a sad, sad day indeed.