Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Lumpy, Bumpy, Miserable me
Yeah, I'm a little sun bear. I like to lay out, prop myself up and soak up the rays. But come on guys, this is ridculous! It's serious pant-time here with these near-90-degree temps! I can't step out to piddle on my favorite bush without panting like a bulldog in heat! And now because of this surface-of-the-sun temperature, I'm covered in funky little lumps. I can't even go outside without a diguise, for fear one of my fans might see me!!